Servings: 6
Ingredients
2 pounds ground beef (80–85% lean)
1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon black pepper
2 (10.5-ounce) cans condensed cream of mushroom soup
1/2 cup whole milk
1 medium yellow onion, thinly sliced
Directions
Lightly grease the insert of a 5- to 6-quart slow cooker.
Thinly slice the onion and spread the slices evenly over the bottom of the slow cooker to create a bed for the patties. This keeps the meat from sticking and flavors the gravy.
In a large bowl, combine the ground beef, kosher salt, and black pepper. Use your hands to gently mix just until the seasoning is evenly distributed; avoid overworking the meat so the patties stay tender.
Divide the seasoned ground beef into 6 equal portions. Shape each portion into a thick, oval patty about 3/4 inch thick, mimicking the look of a small steak.
Lay the raw ground beef patties in a single, slightly overlapping layer on top of the sliced onions in the slow cooker. It’s fine if they touch; they will shrink slightly as they cook.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the condensed cream of mushroom soup and the milk until smooth and pourable. This thins the soup just enough to become a silky gravy in the slow cooker.
Pour the cream of mushroom mixture evenly over the raw ground beef patties in the slow cooker, making sure all of the patties are coated and some of the mixture seeps down around the sides and into the onions.
Cover the slow cooker with the lid and cook on LOW for 6 to 7 hours, or on HIGH for 3 to 4 hours, until the patties are cooked through (no pink in the center) and very tender, and the onions are soft and melting into the gravy.
Once cooked, taste the gravy and adjust seasoning if needed with a pinch more salt or pepper. Gently lift the patties out with a wide spatula, spooning some of the onion-mushroom gravy over each portion.
Serve the poor man’s steak hot with plenty of the slow-cooked mushroom-onion gravy spooned over your choice of mashed potatoes, noodles, or rice.
Variations & Tips
To keep the spirit of a 4-ingredient dish while tailoring it to your kitchen, you can play with a few small tweaks. For a slightly richer flavor, swap the milk for half-and-half or evaporated milk; it will give you a creamier, more luxurious gravy without extra effort. If you like a bit more texture, stir 1/4 cup of finely crushed saltine crackers or plain bread crumbs into the ground beef along with the salt and pepper—this leans toward the meatloaf side of poor man’s steak and helps the patties hold together even more. For a deeper, savory profile, add a teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce to the soup-and-milk mixture before pouring it over the patties. You can also use cream of chicken or cream of celery soup in place of cream of mushroom for a slightly different, but still classic, farmhouse flavor. To adapt for smaller households, form half the meat into patties for the slow cooker and freeze the rest as raw patties between parchment squares for another night. Leftovers reheat very well; the gravy often tastes even better the next day, so consider cooking the full batch and enjoying it over multiple meals.
